24.5.08

Riding the Ceiriog alone....15th May

Taking advantage of an unexpected day off, Thursday the 15th saw me testing myself against the hills and valleys of North Wales.

Starting off in Chirk, I quickly dropped into the Ceiriog Valley, before taking a detour through Bronygarth to pick up the Ceiriog Cycle Route, to allow me a view of the famous Chirk Castle.
Carrying on along the route for roughly 2 miles, I crossed the Ceiriog River and dropped back onto the Ceiriog road, before passing through Pontfadog and into the centre of Glyn Ceiriog.

Just as a point of interest, I am told that in Pontfadog lives the oldest oak tree in Britain, estimated at 1600 years old. Quite a claim!

However, not wanting to publish any false information, following a little research I have discovered that it is also claimed by the people of Lincolnshire, that in fact, the oldest oak tree in Britain resides in Bourne and is a ripe old age of 1000 years. Again quite a claim: You just don't know what to believe

Now, not wanting to see any English / Welsh conflict, I would suggest that some type of oak tree inspection party be set up to determine the age of both trees, otherwise who knows were this might end.

Anyway, back to the ride. Once in Glyn Ceiriog, I took a left at the roundabout, following the signs for Oswestry. Unbeknown to me, the route was pretty much all up hill for 4 miles, till finally a small downhill stretch to take me across the border into Shropshire and through the village of Sellatyn, then thankfully back to Chirk and the end.

Before I sign off, I have to say the one thing that was noticeable throughout the ride was the need for increased effort due to riding alone. It is definitely much harder to cover the miles on your todd.

On the upside, I was kept company by thousands of flies, I don think I’ve ever seen so many. I wonder if the numbers were related to the fact I’ve not washed my cycling shorts for 5 weeks and I’m now being forced to keep them in a plastic bag due to the smell. Maybe?
For the record, I don’t plan on washing them until we reach the Arc de Triomphe.

It’s a good luck thing.

15.5.08

The Nightmare That Was The 4th of May - 30 Miles of Hell

Exactly 4 months to go till we embark on the 244 mile trip to Paris and the training is now becoming painful.

Sunday the 4th saw our first 30 mile ride, and I still can’t sit down without wincing. The only defence I can present, is that the route was pretty much all up hill and the weather was a combination of heavy rain and strong winds, which, no matter what direction we took always seemed to be driving straight in to our faces. If there was ever a requirement for Sudacrem it was now.

The ride was, however, made a little easier as we had the company of Carl and Kevin Platt; it is nice to have someone to share the day’s observations with when you’re pushing your bike up a hill.

Speaking of observations, as always, there is something completely unrelated to cycling to talk about…I think this time it has to be canal barges and their owners.

Now rather than mock those who spend their days cruising the waterways of Britain, I feel I should let you know that I’m actually quite envious as it appears to be a very relaxing way to both while away the hours and observe an ever-changing landscape.

And, lest we forget, it is an opportunity to annoy fishermen the country over – reason alone to get out of bed in the morning.

It should be noted though, for those of you thinking of adopting a lifestyle change and taking to the water, there is a well respected etiquette among boaters. I’m unsure of the details, but from my own observations, I think I can present an overview of the fundamentals -
  • All women boaters must never use Immac or any other cosmetic hair remover
  • All man boaters must wear leather sandals which are 2 sizes too small and have excessively hairy toes (Note: In times of cold weather, said hairy toes are to be covered by knee length white socks)
  • All boaters must always smell of cheese and onion crisps
  • All boaters must wear clothes that are covered in cat hair (dog hair is allowed by exception)
  • When challenged about any of the above, all boaters must state that the adopting of a Bohemian lifestyle allows you to be free of all the restrictions of modern life.... for example hygiene and dress sense

Please check out the link below for further information:

http://www.iwearwhitesocksandsmellofcheeseandonioncrisps.co.uk/

Till next time….

1.5.08

Don't these times...................fill your eyes The Spike Island Pilgrimage

To those of you who don’t know its historical significance, Spike Island was put on the map on the 27th May 1990 when The Stone Roses played a now legendary concert to over 27,000 people.
Now, nearly 18 years later, the significance of that day has been recreated, as Push Iron Power took in Spike Island as part of its 2008 tour. There weren’t quite the 27,000 revellers there to welcome us, but none the less, as with all our incursions into the urban jungle, there was something to talk about.

Fishing…….. What’s it all about?

Of the vast amount of fishing type persons that were on the banks of the Sankey Canal on Saturday, not one looked like they were there for enjoyment. This then raises the question; are they there for pleasure, or for survival? I'm guessing survival.

So, If any of you readers partake in the act of fishing purely as a means of survival, I’ve took it upon myself to help you out via some research - Get on this...........

40 fish fingers for £2.00 at Iceland, with free delivery!!


As much fish as you want without having to leave the house. That means no more missed episodes of Jeremy Kyle, Trisha or Cash In The Attic... Its no wonder mums love Iceland!!
Check out the link below, forget fishing and wise up.
Oh, and just so as you know. The wearing of full camouflage outfits and the warming of maggots in one's mouth may be acceptable on the canal banks of the north west, but it certainly isn't anywhere else, OK?